What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
Pedophille Jokes
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
