Pedophille jokes
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
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What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."