Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Pedophille Jokes
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
