How do people grade pedophiles? 1st grade to 8th (I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile? Fitting in
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery.
Q: What's a pedophiles favorite type of candy? A: Loli-pops.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9 year old".
what do a turtle and a pedophile have in common they both try to get there before the hair does.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
because who are they gonna tell? not their parents.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common? Are you ready kids?
Pedophile and a priest run a race You can’t beat yourself in a race
What is a pedophiles favourite age range? 9 11
2 guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. Cop taps the window, window rolls down. "goodevening gentlemen, we're looking for 2 pedophiles."
Guy quickly closes the window. 10 seconds later he lowers it again and says: "Ok, we'll do it."
What does the pedophile use for bait. TRIX
Two pedophiles are on a beach
One says to the other "Move over, you're in my sun"