Pedophille jokes
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
Memes
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.