Pedophille jokes
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
Memes
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.