Pedophille Jokes

Pedophile

Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.

Pedophile

Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???

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  • Pedophile

    Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.

    Pedophile

    Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"

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  • Pedophile

    What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?

    A pedophile.

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  • Pedophile

    Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?

    Because they are good at fingering A minor.

    Pedophile

    How do people grade pedophiles?

    1st grade to 8th grade.

    (I know it's orphan jokes but still)

    Pedophile

    What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?

    He said he was awfully touched!