What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
Pedophille Jokes
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Pedophiles are just fucking, immature assholes.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
