What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Pedophille Jokes
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
