Pedophille jokes

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.

Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

The little boy says, "I'm scared."

The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"

What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.

People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.