Pedophille jokes
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
Pedophiles smell good.