Pedophille jokes

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.

What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.

Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???

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  • What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

    One is Catholic.

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  • Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?

    A: Because they like to come in a little behind.

    What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?

    A pedophile.

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  • What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

    Alien vs Predator.

    What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

    How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

    How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

    What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

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  • Pedophile: You dropped your candy.

    Girl: Thanks!

    Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.

    Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?

    Girl: How far is your house?

    Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.

    Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?

    Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.

    Girl:.... Sure! :P

    Audience:.........Dumbass girl.

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