What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
Pedophille Jokes
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
