Pedestrian

Pedestrian jokes

Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

Husband: The second we entered the beach,

Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"

What did the traffic light say to the other?

"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"

Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?

To get them in his van.

I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?

Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

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  • A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."

    The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"