Pdf jokes
What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Community talk
Who wants funny V-Day card pdfs?
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