Pawn jokes
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.