Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.