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Pawn Jokes

Chess

Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.

Chess

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they already lost two towers.

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  • Chess

    What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

    Chess

    Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.

    Chess

    In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

    But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

    Chess

    Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.

    Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.

    Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.

    Queen

    Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

    Chess

    I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.