Pawn

Pawn Jokes

Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.

Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.