Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
why cant amarica play chess? threre missing two towers
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.
Why does russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.