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Pawn Jokes

Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.

Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.

Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.