Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.
Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
why cant amarica play chess? threre missing two towers
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.
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What's the difference between a goverment and a pawn shop?
They lower you
