Patrick jokes

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

What do you call two gay Irishmen?

Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Hey, Patrick, what am I??

Uh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference??

😂😂😂😂

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?

Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.

Patrick: *picks up nuke*

Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!

Patrick: Yes.

Nuke: *boom*

What does a sponge do?

It talks to Patrick.