Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple yeah John Fitzpatrick and Patrick fitzjohn
Hairline is so far up I Patrick my homes can't even sell to a widereceiver
Your mama is so stupid. Patrick Starr ran away cuz he thought she might be contagious.
Hey Patrick what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so stupid she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious 🤣
Why do catholic Irishman in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saints Patrick's Day
spongebob: easy now you try first get a jar patrick: *picks up nuke* spongebob: patrick that's a nuke patrick: yes nuke: *boom*
What does a sponge do? It talks to Patrick.
