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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A mugshot of a man with a news headline above it that reads: "Man Running from Cops Stops to Pet Cats, Goes to Jail. Police say the Florida man led them on quite a chase. By Sherri Lonon (Patch Staff). September 3, 2014."
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    • Man

    Toast ツ · 2 years ago

    • you mean me?

    A man with blood on his face and head is pointing to himself while looking at the camera. In the background there are two other people. The man is wearing a black jacket with a patch on it. The scene is on a street.
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    • Hallway

    MisterDussel · 3 years ago

    • New SCP has been found!

    An image shows a grey hallway with a sign reading 'HC 07'. A digital rendering of Ralsei from Deltarune stands in the hallway. To the right is a wojak pointing, wearing an 'SCP' patch on his suit. There is a username at the bottom that reads '@ralsei_enthusiast'.
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    • Kitten

    Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

    • I’m new

    A white kitten with black markings on its face, a small dark patch under its nose resembling a mustache, and black patch over its left eyebrow. Text below the kitten says "Lil Adolf Kitler".
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    • American

    TheForeverVirgin · 3 years ago
    • The image shows a white dog sitting in a pothole filled with water. There is text overlaying the image that says, "Americans will measure with anything but the metric system." A news banner at the bottom says, "Doggy-sized pothole patched on North Side."
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