COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
I'm actually against abortion Just go to the car wash and tell em you ate too much red pasta
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities.
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta.
Why does michael jackson like chef boyardee? He likes the little balls
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
Roberto : Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol. Judd : Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)