Past Tense jokes

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?

An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."