What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
WHY IS THE SUN RED TODAY?Turned Red Today. Here's Why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
