Particle jokes
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.