Particle jokes

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

What did the neutron say to the atom?

"Sandwiches, dude!"

Why can you never trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

I don't trust atoms.

They make up everything.

Why is the sun red today?

The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Never trust an atom; they make up everything.

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!

Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.

There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"