Parkinson's jokes

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?

Shakespeare.

Michael J. Fox isn't allowed around small children. When he touches them, he is immediately accused of shaken baby syndrome.

What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?

Maracas.

What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?

Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".

You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?

Parallel Parkinson's.

I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.

Is it possible to stutter in sign language?

Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.

What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?

Milkshake.