Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
the went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh Iβll just tell your parents instead
Hey guys, its Hailey here.
Ima start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake. We can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, You won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
what is cold and alone a orphins parent
what dose bat man have that super man doesn't...
The ability to visit his biological parents grave.
Whatβs the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What are the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What is old cold and alone A orphans parents
why can't orphans fail a test because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it
Guys, what do you call a un aborted and parents less child?... An orphan
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching
Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back
One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage
why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room
why cant a orphan see there parents. cuz there is mayo in his dick hole
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Β· Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why?
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays Birthday girl: Oh wow! Parent: Anyone missing? Birthday girl: Your parents
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Wanna know something funny? Well there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage. Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke and then 9 months later I was born. My birthday. (4/1/06) April 1, 2006
