Parent jokes
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"