Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday? Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day. Teacher: Why is that your least favorite? Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive. Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle
why do orphans not like july 24th?? because its parents day
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents. " Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white." The mother rushes the boy to the hospital while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm. "How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" He exclaims. The wife looks up at him. "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection."
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
ME: i hit a orphan! MOM: OMG WHY? ME:not like they can tell there parents-
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a fiend trip u know why Parent signature:_________
Orphan can call there Parents if they got hurt! Sorry 🩹
a kid went to visit his bully and he says "hows your face" and the kid says "hows your parents" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't
I saw a kid in the yard and i asked where are your parents. then i got fired from the orphanage
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing they are both just memories
What's the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing they are both just memories
why did the orphan like milk???cause their parents went to get milk and never came back
If a orphan was a animal it would be a owl cuz they don’t know WHOOOO their parents are
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common?they both can’t hear their parents
Why can’t an orphan go to family dollar?they don’t have a family
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up u gotta fight the suicide squad
orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be dissapointed
why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧
Friend: Wana hear a joke Orphan Friend: Sure
Friend: Parents
other: I dont get it
Friend: and you never will
