I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
You must be rich! You’ve got all the cash-ews
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it ala-mond.
The nut is so solid it’s peanut brittle.
Cashew a question? Nut now!
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion? The peanut butler.
How do you catch an elephant? Act like a peanut.
What do you call super expensive shoes? Cashews.
The cashew called the peanut boring. The peanut felt very unsalted.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt? It becomes a chestnut.
