Panera jokes

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.

What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?

Panera Red.

What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?

Panera Fade.

What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?

Panera lead.

what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?

Panera dead.

What do you call a living Panera Bread?

Panera Breath.

Panera Bread.

What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?

Panera bloodshed.

What do you call an angry Panera Bread?

Panera slapped!

What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?

Panera instead.

What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?

Panera fled.

I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?

What do you call a fast Panera Bread?

Panera Sped.

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?

Panera Ned.

I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!

What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?

Panera Read.