Panera jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!