Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
