Palpatine Jokes

Slogan

Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?

Stole his slogan, just do it!

Slogan

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

Plan

Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it.

Son

Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.

Palpatine: Knew it.

Fighter

Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?

Palpatine: Flew it.

Test

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?

Palpatine: Review it.

Beef

Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?

Palpatine: Stew it.