Paleontology jokes
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.