Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
