Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Paleontology Jokes
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!