What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Cause they're dead
