I’m a paki nonse.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Most pakis are disabled.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops
Paki curry is shit.
