Page jokes

I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Why do orphans suck at web design?

They don’t know what a home page is.

How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

Ironic that this page is dead.

Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:

TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."

Smart kid!

"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."

I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.

Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.

Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.

Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

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I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

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Why do orphans get iPhones 11?

Because it has no home page.

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.

Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.

Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.