Page Jokes

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

why do orphans not like laptops... they dont have a home page

so I'm readin hamlet right and then this one page they like yo like hamleet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak yo 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face withething is funny or ...😂 😂 😂 😂 the

why did the question come to life anser the addison subtrating times divided by and eqlise came to life and sqiched pages

anyone got any new joke i ran through all the pages already

Me: I finished a book with 100 pages Someone else: How was it? Me: It's a long story

Funny Test Answers #6

Pro Fest-Answer these questions as accurately as possible.
1. in which battle did Napoleon Die? His last one
2. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
on the bottom of the page.
3. River Ravi, flows is which state?
Liquid State
4. What is the main reason for Divorce?
MARRIAGE
S. What is the main reason for Exams?
FAILURE
6. What can you never eat for Breakfast?
Lunch & Dinner
7. What looks like half an apple?
The other HALF
8. If you threw a red stone into the Blue Sea, what will it become?
Simply, Awet stone
9. How can a Man go 8 days without sleeping?
EASY, sleep at night.
A+ for Creativity
Mis Ta
Jun
10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
you can never lift on elephant that has I HAND
11.If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 oranges and 4 apples
in the other hand, what would you have?
VERY Large HANDS
12.if it took, eight men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?
No time at all, the wall was
already built
13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Any way you
very
want, because a concrete floor
hard to crack.

why can't an orphan build a website, because

it won't have a home page

Say this when showing this website to someone: You know it’s to bad this website doesn’t have a home page

The Moodle Page

I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page...

Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages

is there a racist jokes page here I’m not racist i just want to know

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? 9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb

46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.*

P.S If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Why can’t orphans have a computer

Because they don’t have a home page

what do you call a girl that likes reading,page

Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible. They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionarys. Things went from bad to worse.