Out jokes
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
Memes
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.