Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.