Orphans jokes
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.