Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.