Orphans jokes
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."