Orphans jokes
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.