Orphans jokes
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What did the blind, deaf, and dumb orphans get for Christmas?...
Cancer.
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.