Orphans jokes
What did the blind, deaf, and dumb orphans get for Christmas?...
Cancer.
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."