Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Orphans Jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Orphan or like or-pan?
Orphans are cool.
