Orphans jokes
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.