Orphans jokes
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
How do you know when an orphan is lying?
When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.