Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
Orphans are cool.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Orphan or like or-pan?
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.