Orphans jokes
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
Orphans are cool.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Orphan or like or-pan?
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Stop the orphan jokes!
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?