Orphans jokes
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.