Orphans jokes
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.