Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.