Orphans jokes
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.