Orphans jokes
An orphan's family photo: empty.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.