Orphans jokes
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.