Orphans jokes
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Orphans have no home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.