Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?