Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."