Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Orphans Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
