Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Orphan joke.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What did the blind, deaf, and dumb orphans get for Christmas?...
Cancer.
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.