Orphans jokes
What did the blind, deaf, and dumb orphans get for Christmas?...
Cancer.
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."