Orphans jokes
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.