Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Orphans Jokes
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
