Orphans jokes
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."