Orphans jokes
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕