Orphans jokes
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.