Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.