Orphans jokes
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!