Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.