Orphans jokes
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.