Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Orphans Jokes
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
