Orphans jokes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.