Orphans jokes

Orphan

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Orphan

What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?

None. Neither can see their parents.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days?

They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

Orphan

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

Orphan

What do orphans and garbage have in common?

They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?

One has more channels.

Orphan

You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.

Orphan

God: You're gonna have 2 parents.

Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.

Orphan

What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

Orphan

We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.

Orphan

Q. Why do orphans love elevators?

A. Because they're the only things to raise them.

Quarrel

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’