Orphans jokes
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.