Orphans jokes
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.