Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Orphan or like or-pan?
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.