Orphans jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.