Orphans jokes
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"