Orphans jokes

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: Damn.

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

Why are orphans so good at GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.

Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?

A: Because they actually come back.

Teacher: "I'll call your mother."

Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."

It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.

Why was the orphan so successful?

They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?

The tomato gets picked.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

The apples get picked.

What do you call an orphan's family reunion?

Me time.

What’s an orphan's favorite drink?

Fosters.

What did the person say to the orphan?

"Where are your parents?"

What do orphans be on Halloween?

They be themselves.

What store does an orphan hate?

Family Tree.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.

Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?