Orphans jokes
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.