I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Orphans Jokes
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
