Orphans jokes
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.