Orphans jokes
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
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I LOVE ORPHANS!