Orphans jokes
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.