Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.