Orphans jokes
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.