Orphans jokes
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".