What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
Orphans Jokes
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
