Orphans jokes

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Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?

They can't find home. 🤣

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What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.

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Why did the orphan go to church?

To hear some "foster" parenting advice.

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What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.

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Why can’t orphans get married?

Because they were already given away.

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what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

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What do you call an orphan family photo?

A selfie.

But wait, what family? He never had one.

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Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.

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Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

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When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸

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New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: Damn.

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

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Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?

Parental Login: __________

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What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

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What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

Apples get picked.