Orphans jokes
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕