Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.