Orphans jokes
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.