Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.