Orphans jokes
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
How do you know an orphan is telling the truth?
When they swear on their mother's grave!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.