Orphans Jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree... The apples get picked

Its opposite's day today, I gonna tell a orphan that their parents are here.

What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball or softball

They can’t find home 🤣

why do orphans hate school no field trips parent signature_____________

What do you call a orphans family reunion

Me time

Q. whats an orphans fav south park ep A. the anti family guy episode

Guys, We need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.

what does a orphan and a military man not have in common, neither gets to go back home

why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?

Parental Login:__________

Why do orphans commit crimes?

So they can be wanted for once.

Why did the Orphan go to church?

To call someone father.

What’s the difference between a apple and a orphan?

The apple gets picked

Is it bad to hit an orphan?it's not like they'll tell there parents.

I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I ask, "where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage:)

Why can’t you kidnap an orphan

Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.

. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad