Orphans jokes
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.