Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Orphans Jokes
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
Orphan
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
