Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.