Orphans jokes
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.