Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphans have no parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.