Orphans jokes

Orphan

Orphan: I want to kill my parents.

Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.

Orphan

I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪

Orphan

You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples actually get picked.

Orphan

Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.

Orphan

What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?

A family photo.

Kid

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

Tooth

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.