Orphans jokes
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphans have no parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.