Orphans jokes
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.