Orphans jokes
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.