Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Orphan joke protest idea.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.