Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.