Orphans jokes
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphans have no parents.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?