Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Orphans Jokes
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
