Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Orphans Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphans have no parents.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
