Orphans jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.