Orphans jokes
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?