Orphans jokes
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.