Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.