Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.