Orphans jokes
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."