Orphans jokes
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.