Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.