Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!