Orphans jokes
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
You're an orphan.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.