Orphans jokes
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.