Orphans jokes
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!