Orphans jokes
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.