Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.