Orphans jokes
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
You're an orphan.