Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
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I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.