Orphans jokes
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
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What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.