Orphans jokes
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.