Orphans jokes
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.