Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Orphans Jokes
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
