Orphans jokes
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
Orphan joke protest idea.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.