Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they werenβt always orphans!
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Orphan joke protest idea.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. ππππππ
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why are orphans gay? Because they canβt come out to anyone.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Whatβs the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."