Orphans jokes
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
You're an orphan.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.