Orphans jokes
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!