Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?