Orphans jokes
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
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What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.