Orphans jokes
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.