Orphans jokes
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?