Orphans jokes
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣