Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
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I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."