Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Orphans Jokes
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
