Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
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If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.