Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.