Orphans jokes
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.