Orphans jokes
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.