Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
