Orphans jokes
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.