Orphans jokes
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.