Orphans jokes
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Orphan joke protest idea.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"