Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.