Orphans jokes
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!