Orphans jokes
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Like if you know an orphan.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.