Orphans jokes
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.