Orphans jokes
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.