Orphans jokes
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.