Orphans jokes
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.