Orphans jokes
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.