Orphans jokes
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.