Orphans jokes
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?