Orphans jokes
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.