Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
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Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.