How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Orphans Jokes
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
