Orphans jokes
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!