Orphans jokes
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.