Orphans jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because his mom and dad are in every episode!

Orphan

Why do most orphans become criminals?

Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.

Orphan

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 354 days?

'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!

Orphan

Why don’t orphans play poker?

'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.

Orphan

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Page

"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

Orphan

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples actually get picked.

Orphan

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?

Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually came back.