Orphans jokes
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.