Orphans jokes
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?