Orphans jokes
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.