Orphans jokes

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I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

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Why do orphans cry alone?

They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.

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What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?

At least the trash bag gets picked.

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I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

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Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?

Because they return eventually.

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Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

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What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked!

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If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

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Why can orphans not get married?

They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!

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Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

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Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?

Because they're family sized!