Orphans jokes
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!