Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Orphans Jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
