Orphans jokes
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.