Orphans jokes

Orphan

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?

Orphan

Why do orphans like being criminals?

Because then someone actually wants them.

Orphan

Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.

Orphan

Q: Why is it good being an orphan?

A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.

Orphan

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!

Orphan

Why is the orphan sad for dinner?

He has no one to eat with at the table.

Orphan

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

Parent signature: _________

Roast

Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.

Student: Sorry to hear.

Teacher: Is anyone missing today?

Student: Your parents.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Friend: Why?

Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.

Orphan

Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.