Orphans jokes
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."