Orphans jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.