Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
No one gives a fuck.