Orphans jokes
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.