Orphans jokes
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.