Orphans jokes
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.