Orphans jokes
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.