Orphans jokes

Orphan

The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!

Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...

Rape...hurt...and sell them!

Orphan

Why don’t orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

Pikachu

What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Orphan

How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?

If their grade was only an A.

Orphan

Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?

Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)

Orphan

Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??

Flowers get picked.

Orphan

Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"

Orphan: "Stop calling here!"

Me in the corner.

Orphan

Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?

The orphan gets back up.