Orphans jokes
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”