Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Orphans Jokes
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
