What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
Orphans Jokes
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
