Orphans jokes
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.