Orphans jokes
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.