Orphans jokes
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?