Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.