Orphans jokes
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?