Orphans jokes
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
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Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."